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Sixteen Scandals are a trio of cheeky wise-asses with a knack for writing catchy melodic rock anthems that get stuck in your head for weeks on end. Often imitated (they settled out of court when a Second City revue tried to use their name) but never duplicated, they’ve made waves by touring all over Canada and appearing at numerous festivals including Pouzza and Summer Jam.
Singles “To The Victor Go The Soils” (2023), “Getting Cold Tweets” (2024) and “Constellation Prize” (2025) have each appeared on Go Kick-Ass! compilations. Dorkmantwo: Hellapropisms was released digitally summer 2025 and eventually on CD July 25, 2026. Its sequel Dorkmantrois: Whackronyms released digitally also on July 25, 2026.
Praise for Sixteen Scandals
“sharp, fun, and played with the kind of authentic grit you only get from musicians who live and breathe the scene”
– Punk Rock Mag
“ten marvelous, infectious, addictive songs that immediately wrap around your listening apparatus and refuse to let go long after the last notes and beats fade away”
– Thoughts Words Action
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