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Sixteen Scandals are a trio of cheeky wise-asses with a knack for writing catchy melodic rock anthems that get stuck in your head for weeks on end. Often imitated (they settled out of court when a Second City revue tried to use their name) but never duplicated, they’ve made waves by touring all over Canada and appearing at numerous festivals including Pouzza and Summer Jam.
Singles “To The Victor Go The Soils” (2023), “Getting Cold Tweets” (2024) and “Constellation Prize” (2025) have each appeared on Go Kick-Ass! compilations. Dorkmantwo: Hellapropisms (Deluxe) was released summer 2025. Singles “P.L.S.L.V.E.”, “C.R.O.C.H.E.T.” and “R.O.A.D.F.I.S.H.” are from upcoming EP Dorkmantrois: Whackronyms.
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